So I've been away at the Lake District since Monday and, as predicted, it has been utterly boring. To try and make my trip a bit more interesting, I brought 50 Shades of Grey along with me to add a bit of spice. I'm not really sure what I expected but ... it's saucy shit.
So anyways, I thought I'd share my favourite quotes so far, because, worryingly, Anastasia Steele and I seem to have similar feelings.
'I am crying over the loss of something I never had. How ridiculous. Mourning something that never was - my dashed hopes, my dashed dreams, and my soured expectations.'
'He's the only man who has ever set the blood racing through my body. Yet he's so antagonizing too; he's difficult, complicated and confusing.'
More later!
